Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...