Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...