Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...