A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
The worm hole!
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Gimme some aspirin!
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If Microsoft built cars
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Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
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You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
The insane conductor
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What is the difference between hard and light?
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What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...