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Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
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Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
Watching for suicide
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Short Snow Jokes
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Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...