Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!