White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...