Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...