The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Who’s Fishing?
A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her...
Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up