A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....