Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...