The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...