A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...