What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with…
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...