Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...