Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...