Meet Roy the drunk!
Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...