Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Why Beer is Better than Women
Why Beer is Better than Women1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.2....
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...