Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...