50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...