Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Miles Dobson was away from home on business…
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...