Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
Bosnian Footballer
Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for ’96. The only Thing...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...