Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.