What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Dog with no legs
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Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Don’t be on this flight
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How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....