Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...