What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
A seal visits a local bar
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Aussies
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How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...