Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...