17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.