Mono and herpes
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The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
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Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...