Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...