Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...