More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...