Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
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What has two legs and bleeds?
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A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
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|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...