yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Preventive medicine belief
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What is Green, Slimy…
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Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Airplanes running operating systems
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What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...