yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...