Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Real classified ads 02
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Miracle Bra Alternative
Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks,...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...