Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...