If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Discuss track types
|Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...