Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...