Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...