Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
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Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...