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What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
What is the most insensitive part of a penis? – The man
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
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Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...