12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...