Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...