Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...