Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked...