The math one-liners
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Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood
by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate....