Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...