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Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
A bar name
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The dyslexic satanist.
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Are You Really Sure?
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
The number twelve goes to a bar
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OLD NEVER DIES 6
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Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
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Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...