New officer efficiency
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I’m sending out some cards
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A peculiar dress
Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Stupid drunk blonde
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What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
Preserving the Egg of Life
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A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Jewish view on when life begins
Jewish view on when life begins: There’s a big controversyon when life begins. In...